Tuesday 31 January 2012

Pattaya, Thailand



Pattaya ) is a city in Thailand, located on the east coast of the Gulf of Thailand, about 165 km southeast of Bangkok located within but not part of Amphoe Bang Lamung (Banglamung) in the province of Chonburi.The City of Pattaya ) is a self governing municipal area which covers the whole tambon Nong Prue and Na Kluea and parts of Huai Yai and Nong Pla Lai. The City is situated in the heavily industrial Eastern Seaboard zone, along with Si Racha, Laem Chabang, and Chonburi. It has a population exceeding 100,000 (2007).Pattaya is also the center of the Pattaya-Chonburi Metropolitan Area, the conurbation in Chonburi Province, with a total population exceeding 1,000,000 (2010).

Friday 13 January 2012

My Time in Pattaya

I went to Pattaya  in November. Let me tell you what a fantastic holiday I had. I have been all over the world but Pattaya takes some beating for anyone who is single of any age. I went with a friend who had been there a few times and it made the holiday so much better knowing where to go, what to do, and what to avoid.
It can very intimidating and overwhelming all the things you will see and experience and all girls throwing themsevles at you takes some getting use to. I am not fat, old, ugly, or bald, not that it matters here. I can get plenty at home, but my god nowhere near as stunning or as sexy as these girls.
Some of them range from perfect 10's to just mind blowing dreams. A must is a visit to SOI 6 better known as "SHORT TIME " street. But don't be shouting your mouth off that you have been or go there, not even the normal bar girls like to know you go.
Its one long street of short time bars with bedrooms upstairs of stunning young women. All for 500 baht, plus bar fine. The best two streets, where I actually stayed are SOI 7 and SOI 8. Rows of bars upon bars full of ladies all waiting for you and only 1,000 baht for the whole night.

Pattaya Bar Girls
Thai Bar Girls in Pattaya.

And man did I have some long wild nights here and back at my room. Do learn a few Thai phrases especially compliments for the girls. Goes a long way, so does being polite and corteous.
Another absolute must is to visit a massage parlour for a Thai body massage. The experience alone is enough to make your head explode. There is about half a dozen in Pattaya, not hard to find so I suggest you type in a search engine on the net "massage parlours pattaya". And it gives you addresses of where they are.
I visited a place on 2nd road called "the coffee shop". Big white building. Wow, what an experience! I wont go into any detail, but a became a regular, and ended up seeing a girl from here. .. well I hope this helps some of you out there. Got lots more to tell you. I could write a book just on my 2 weeks there and already booked my 2 return visits for this year.
Thats how good it is. Enjoy!.

Friday 6 January 2012

Pattaya Bar Girls Tips

“Welcome handsome man!” “Come inside sexy man!” They’re the siren cries of the beautiful Pattaya bargirls as they try to pick you out from the endless stream of  Western men (farangs) who stroll down the crowded sois (side streets) of Pattaya, to entice you into their house of fun.


Wherever you are in town, in the concentrated beer bar complexes of Soi 2, Soi 8 or Soi Diana, the “short-time” Mecca that is Soi 6 (which many ex-pats would rather keep among their own little Pattaya secrets), or the in-your-face frenzy that is Walking Street, which must have more go-go bars, erotic shows for every taste, and just plain sexual energy than anywhere else on the globe, a smiling charmer of a Thai lady is waiting to give you an experience you may never forget.
Make no mistake, when these Thai bar girls offer you entertainment, they usually really mean it! If you play your cards right you can have the time of your life. But, if you want my advice, it would be wise to do a little research first. After all you wouldn’t like to get your sexy bargirl darling home to your lair, only to find:
  • She’s not a lady at all, but a ladyboy (or the reverse, depending on your orientation).
  • She’s just arrived in town, has no idea of the scene, and would really rather be working in the Family Mart store.
  • She’s been in town for far too long, and is only interested in trying out her newest theories on the quickest way to empty a farang’s wallet.
  • For some reason your culture doesn’t match with hers, with sometimes embarrassing results (to say the least)!
  • A host of weird (and sometimes funny) complications that you would never imagine.
The Pattaya nightlife is probably the best in the world (and certainly the raunchiest)! Many books have tried to portray the excitement that buzzes through the bars, restaurants and hotels here, and failed.
Many male visitors to Thailand only experience a tiny percentage of the fun and excitement that is to be had in Pattaya, and many return with a broken heart and an empty wallet after it all.
If you are still pondering on these potential pitfalls;
  1. Your “Tee Rak” (darling) is probably a “lady of the second kind” if she has one or more of the following attributes:
    • She is tall, (most Thai girls are around 5 foot 4 inches or less).
    • She has feet, ankles, hands and wrists, which are roughly the same size as yours ( if you are a male).
    • She has an Adam’s apple. (Sometimes disguised using surgery).
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  2. If, when you pretend to forget the location of your hotel, your doe-eyed innocent can name all of the hotels on your soi, and the four streets adjacent, be skeptical of her claim (often made) that she has only been working in the bar for one week.
  3. And on the cultural front, you may be surprised to learn that the in-your-face, erotic dancing sweetheart in your arms is a devout Buddhist who is afraid of ghosts!
It sounds a bit like a minefield, but it’s actually a whole lot of fun as long as you are well prepared. My advice is to do lots of research before you land there.
Whether you are a seasoned visitor or a newcomer to the seductive charms of the bargirls, dancers, freelancers and assorted other ladies offering you pleasure and fulfillment in this labyrinth of go-go bars, massage parlors and “bar beers”, there is always something new and fascinating to learn.